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Mastaja? a beautiful young girl, long hair, brown eyes, thick and a real big smart ass😣 mastaja loves poetry❤ and is slick with the boys😏 all the boys love her especially older ones😝 mastaja only like darkskin boys and mostly boys name who start with a D. Mastaja is a very loyal friend, gets smart ALOT🙄 and have really bad anger problems she will throw a chair at u if she can😊
Boy: wow who's that girl over

Friend #1: wow she surely is looking hot and thick in the back🍑
Friend #2: oh that's mastaja you do not want to mess with her she only crazy girl
Mastaja by Sydney angel September 25, 2018
Words you can keep

Mustajab 

Plays fortnite with a literal bridge at night. Only hops on with the real niggas at 11:30. Loves hoodies. He pays for your food and is loved by everyone(almost). He uses the phrase "mane" and "Gucci Mane" in almost every sentence he uses. He's the chilliest dude and would go off on you if you disrespect him.
person1: is that mustajab?
person2: yeah bro he's so chill!
Mustajab by kaka dudu March 10, 2020

mastacate 

I can't talk right now. I have to mastacate.
mastacate by GurnMon October 10, 2005

Mastawate 

Waiting to masturbate, waiting for the chance to masturbate, or waiting for pornography to load so you can take a swing at your junk.
I wanted to jerk off, but i mastawated for like an hour before my mom was done using the computer.
Mastawate by Mr. Puckett February 26, 2011

mastacating 

THIS IS A REAL WORD! It means to chew your food.
Mom: Son, you have another phone call. Do you want me too tell them your eating diner?
Son: Yeah just tell them I'm mastacating! They'll deffinatley stop calling
mastacating by Nicole Morrow September 25, 2005

mastamacate 

the act of giving oneself large amounts of head or sucking your own dick repeatedly used by lonely yet flexible men and extremely horny gymnasts
where is tom oh hes still has too mastamacate in the back room
mastamacate by Thug Nasty Simba September 2, 2009

mastabatorium 

A room in which the sole purpose is to go and masturbate in.
The mastabatorium is my favorite room in the church.
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scruples; to have manners;

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Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



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