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Massversation

When you are involved in an instant message (Facebook, Google chat, etc.) conversation with more than three people; can result in exesssive and annoying notifications and confussion you are not actively involved in the conversation.
I just logged onto Facebook and had 47 messages because Diane included me in this crazy massversation with a bunch of people, and I have no idea what they are talking about.
Massversation by Tippy_CJM February 9, 2012
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manversation

A group of guys, gathering to discuss topics beyond (or including) the homeless, girls, shaving patterns, sports or other manly things. No chicks allowed. They shouldn't even know about it.
"Hey Fred, have you heard the recent manversation about classifying girls vaginas as different animals? They said Emma's was a Walrus!"
"Dude... that's my girlfriend... but they're kinda right..."
manversation by Phetal November 17, 2006
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Manversation

The act of two men having a secret conversation in front of the person they are talking about without actually saying more than around 6 words, instead the words are replaced with a series of head nods, bobs, tilts and eyebrow raises.
Me: Dude are you... "Head bob" You know... "Raises eyebrow in direction of chick"
Other guy: Huh?
Me: You know... "tilts head at girl while raising eyebrow"
Other guy: Oh... "Head nod" :D

Rouglhy translated as

Me: "Dude are you hitting that fine assed pussy?"

Other guy: "Which one dude, I know not which poon you speek of"

Me: "You know the one over there, around 5'10", long blonde hair, blue top with white stripes and a brown bag"

Other guy: "Ohh... Yes my friend I am indeed sleeping with that fine young lady, she is indeed very good and does all the nasty stuff we all dream of"

That's a manversation
Manversation by FeenixB1o7 May 6, 2009

Manversation

1. When two close man friends discuss woman, relationships, etc.
2. An intellectual and meaningful conversation between two men
Guy 1: "Me and Paul just had a great manversation at the park"
Guy 2: "Did you talk about your girlfriend?"
Manversation by B Rose June 11, 2010

manversation

Two heterosexual dudes having a serious/heart to heart conversation
Jonny: hey where's Keith? Hes up in beer pong.
Dan: I think hes on the porch having a manversation with Zack.
manversation by liemaker June 27, 2010

mailversation 

Noun.

A conversation exclusively held via e-mail, often occurring in real-time. One user may refresh his inbox repeatedly waiting for a reply to continue the conversation.

Gmail and Gchat blur the distinction between IMing and e-mailing noticeably.
"Hey, listen, I really can't make this a mailversation. You're clogging up my Hotmail."

"I had a hot mailversation with Susan last night: you should see all the dirty pics she e-mailed me!"
mailversation by HandJobLover April 16, 2010

Manversation

When two men talk to each other about their problems in a non-gay way; to "manversate".
Dude, I got some problems... I don't wanna sound gay... But we need to have a manversation.
Manversation by justabro March 2, 2011
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