MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX

You are minding your own business and this guy hates his job as bored to tears.

You been here over an hour and did II tell you , "I am doing this because I have MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX as my superior has a much bigger DICK as I snuck a peak at the urinals before they erected the urinal walls but you must exit the property immediately and dumb ass bus rider " as I have a bus pass";, " I don't care".

by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY July 19, 2021

Blazing Tornado Marksman

When you use a leaf blower to shoot a shit at someone and they try to hit it with their nut

Dude this girl last night came up to me and wanted to do a Blazing Tornado Marksman and i said ok whatever

by GumptionateShaboingboing February 21, 2023