A former Navy seal but slowly looses his swag level due to eating boneless wings and having Brady Henderson a chickless dork who always gets swirlys from Josh Neely the school jock and super star.
Did you see Mark Henderson and Brady Henderson getting a double decker swirly from Josh Neely the other day?
by eude September 30, 2019
This scary thing will find all the children under the age of 13 and ask if it can fuck them. To summon the creature, all you have to do is the Bloody Mary summoning, but all you've gotta say is "i'm under 13" three times. The creature will come out and try to rape the shit out of you. There's no way of running from it.
by Matthew UwU April 29, 2020
person 1: ayo bro you see that dude up ahead
person 2: yeah bro why
person 1: look down bro that guy is rocking some serious randle marks
person 2: yeah bro why
person 1: look down bro that guy is rocking some serious randle marks
by nackel August 21, 2019
The Handsome, Loving, Caring, Funny, Other half, Husband, Boyfriend, Bestfriend, Lover, of his wife’s life, Mary.
by mimi esho November 24, 2021
by SheckWes@mobamba.com November 27, 2018
by mr.hotchocolate November 24, 2021
A hilarious comic panel by Mark Parisi. Running from September 1987 to the present, Parisi has been making the cartoon since he was in his mid-twenties, and he's still going strong after more than 35 years. With more than 12,000 panels to look through, you'll never be bored again.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 18, 2023