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Verb: to not attend an event that was scheduled ahead of time, to not be present, to be absent from place
Winnie: Where were you this morning?
Nick: I was....
Anthony: Winnie, he was pullin a marikar.

Anja: Are you going to be there tonight? We've planned this for a month...
Nick: I might. i dont know yet...
Anja: Don't pull a marikar.
marikar by Meeeyerrrr November 8, 2011
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Mini Ladd playing MarioKart 

A term to describe how you are feeling. You use it when you feel like all hope is lost and you want to die.
I got fired from my job and now I feel like Mini Ladd playing MarioKart.

MagikarpUsedFly 

I don't know I'm just here from his new GangPlank video :P
"MagikarpUsedFly -A asshole on youtube that is bad at League of Legends" Fuck you man.......
MagikarpUsedFly by r4z3 April 12, 2017

Magikarp 

The best Pokemon in the universe. It's Splash attack can do over 9000 damage to any Pokemon on the game. It's weaker form, Gyarados, is used in OU play because Magikarp is so broken and godly.
Boy: Go Magikarp!
Pokemon Champion: I forfeit...
Magikarp by Uber Magikarp January 20, 2009
An amazing and absolutely stunning person in life. She can be weird at times but that will add to how much you can like her. A hard worker and won't stop at anything to impress you. There's nothing she can't do to stop her from achieving her dreams. Sometimes, she may have trouble with a relationship, but that won't stop her from making new ones. It's sometimes hard for her to be straightforward, but when she does, it's with 110% confidence. Other times, you don't need her to explain how she feels. There's always a story in her eyes.
" Marika the Great"
Marika by Eeyoregoesmooooooo January 23, 2013
A beautiful girl who's very attractive and lucky to have natural beauty in/out. Kind of a exotic name for a girl. She doesnt care what other people say. She just goes for it no matter what. Very good in Bed, & very sexy.
I hope it's Maricar!
Maricar by tooreallike us July 22, 2010

Magikarpal tunnel 

Pain and/or weakness in the hands and wrists caused by prolonged playing of Pokémon.
Gary: "Dude, is that an old-school Game Boy? What are you playing?"
Ash: "Pokémon Red."
Gary: "Awesome!"
Ash: "Yeah, except Magikarpal tunnel set in an hour ago, and my hands are killing me."
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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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