One who likes to give the impression that they're a stoner, although they are inexperienced in the realm of Marijuana use.
Guy 1: "Dude, I was smoking with J, and he started geeking out after one bowl!"

Guy 2: "What a Marijuana-be."
by haha420guysismokehaha April 14, 2011
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1.Drug scientifically proven to be less harmful to the liver, mind, lungs, and throat than most other substances. Something physically HARMLESS but can become a depressant in excess. Like any other fucking thing you enjoy.

2. Substance which needs to be legalized to help the economy at the expense of no one. Something kept on the back burner of pussy Democrats who represent a progressive agenda or something that is mindlessly criticized by over zealous and incompetent jesus freaks in the republican party.
Marijuana has been known to relax the soul and open the mind
by Nnivy June 23, 2010
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For God so loved the world that he left his only begotten BUD. AKA Marijuana
by Michael Sanchez January 26, 2007
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Something that most people on the internet claim to love, yet the majority of them have probably never used it. And even those who actually have, probably only smoke it occasionally while claiming to smoke it daily. It does not take a special kind of person to smoke it, nor does it make you a special kind of person for smoking it. It does not make you a gangster, hippie, revolutionary, etc., only your beliefs do. If you do happen to smoke it, it's just a minor detail.
Saying you smoke marijuana doesn't make you any more interesting than it does to say you breathe oxygen. Whether you do smoke it or you don't, it's not a big deal in any way.
by Nerd Please May 27, 2009
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A schedule 1 (bulls*!t) drug that currently is illegal in most of the united states.

Inspires stoner Rock, like Monster Magnet, Queens of the stoneage, and Kyuss, there fore one of the greatest things to ever happen ever.
WEED! MARIJUANA! LOVE! LIFE! BEAUTITY! THE MEANING OF IT ALL!
by Witchfinder General April 2, 2009
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The almighty herb.
almost half the world smokes weed yet its styll iligal?
like seriously
theres a marijuana March in downtown toronto wich i go to every year
if something was supposed to be illigal, why do they make it legal for one day
for one day u can break the law
thats like having the murder march everyone goes around shooting peope and they dont get in trouble
you cant do that with any other drug
if you had a "coke march" those junkies would kill each other..
evry year at the march nothing goes wrong, it is a peacfull event that takes place every year in may.
and think of this: if it was legal
we wouldnt be in a recession because stoners would be buying weed from the stores.. HELLOOOO>> ECONOMIC SURPLUS!!
the greatest musicians to ever live produced there music under the influence of marijuana.
think about it, alcohol and ciggarettes kill tonnes of people every single day, yet not even one person in the world has died from smoking herb. its not addictive either although ciggarettes and alchohol are!
its a plant that grows from the ground, mother nature!
you cant make beautiful mother nature illegal.
set the herb free!
set mother nature free!
light up your herb and fight for your rights!
Herb ed: about to spark my marijuana blunt
littl boy: its illegal!
Herb ed: no its not, hit this shit here
Boy: whoaa this is sick, i can do my homework better, play my guitar better, and i can concentrate in school!
by herb ed May 10, 2009
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A PLANT that contains tetrahydracannibonol aka THC

people may say this is a drug but they are lieing big time

and have no clue what a drug is..... a DRUG is made from multiple chemicals to produce a DRUG.
DRUGS are bad...... thats why I smoke Marijuana
by STONR420 October 31, 2010
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