March 3

Today is throw an avocado at your friend day!

Person 1: hey guess what?
Person 2: uhh? What?
Person 1: *gets avocados out* it's march 3
Person 2: fuck

by UhhhHhhh...hi.its.daddy December 6, 2020

March 3

The sexiest person in your town was born on this day so be careful they’ll take your mans

Take care of your boyfriend, that girl was born on March 3rd.

by HUMMAMAMMA November 3, 2019

March 3

The day where the best people were born

I’m born March 3

by Memeulous rulez May 5, 2020

March 3

The day the most amazing person was born. Girls born this day are the prettiest, kindest, hottest, most incredible ones ever. If you know a girl born on this day she’s way special bro.

When’s your birthday?
March 3rd why?
Oh, that explains it all! You’re just amaizing!

by stefff.06 October 31, 2019

March 3

National smack boys butt day

Girl: Hey guess what today is!
Boy: What?
Girl: March 3, National smack boys butt day
Boy: OUCH!

by Simp._.cali March 3, 2022

March 3

Match with your crush or boyfriend/ girlfriend day

Hey it’s March 3 we should match

by Cute couple goals March 2, 2021

March 3

International throw your boyfriend

Henry come here so I can throw you.
What, why?
It’s March 3 international throw your boyfriend day.

by Honk2.0 March 3, 2020