mansculpt

(For a man) to rid himself of body hair by plucking each hair one by one

Me: My girlfriend said she wants me to be completely shaven.

Friend: If you want to be thorough, you'll have to mansculpt.

by Milky Drip April 30, 2016

mansulation

Slang for excessive body hair on a man. Can also be used in reference to a full beard.

"Figured I could use some mansulation this winter," said Jon, stroking his beard.

by GzBz October 13, 2011

manscuit

a type of biscuit baked with the following ingredients (amounts and cooking times are at the discretion of the man):

bisquick®
whole milk
irish cheddar cheese
minced garlic
minced salted ham
beer

I needed a power breakfast, so i went straight for the manscuits

by John Foust September 25, 2006

masculution

A solution provided by a a male that females find absurd. Often provided in the most effective manner that still requires the least thought, planning or action.

She was upset that her husband's masculution was to place cardboard under a table leg instead of actually fixing it.

by MartyMcFlab October 20, 2020

mansculpting

The art of grooming body hair on a man's body.

John was tired of the unsightly back hair and decided to adopt mansculpting practices.

by Ziggeur December 28, 2008

Masculating

Masculating, (mass-cue-lating)

The act of strutting one's stuff online.

An overt display of masculinity generally performed by males to attract females in a chat room.

Very simular to apes beating on their chest to display their Might and draw attention to themselves, but generally done in text.

An online form of male masturbation.

"if he doesn't quit masculating himself, we're going to have to get our boots on, it's getting pretty deep"
"Oh yeah, I can run faster then that!"
"I have the fastest car"
"I can kick his ass"
"I can have sex all night without stopping"
"yes ma 'am, when it comes to size down there, I've made pony's blush" and so on..

by DjDave71 March 4, 2008

Manaculate

1. To relive stress by touching oneself. Usually done by males. A man who ejaculates.
2. Also referred to when one gets owned on a gears of war while sitting against the wall and shot on in the face.

1. Alex manaculated all over the floor while watching porn.
2. Damn ICE RENEGADE just got manaculated By HOT FeceZz, that was hella sick.

by Wassssuuup! June 7, 2010