Mankirth is a bitch, no one likes him, he used to be cute when he was younger but now idek what happened. He thinks he the bomb but in reality hes a dumbass !!! #mankirthsucks
When a man (male) creates something like a painting or writes a book, it is the closest way that he can come to feeling what it is like when a woman gives birth to a human baby. I know, it is without the pain and the screaming, but the feelings of accomplishment and success are very high.
Vincent Van Gogh "manbirthed" over 800 art masterpieces in a short span of ten years. Although he never was married or had any children of his own, he must have felt a great sense of accomplishment at his enterprise.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"