The type of hard crap that contains corn (maize) and can commonly tear the rectum or anus when coming out. The corn kernels arent digested well... So the dense shit makes toilet water splash when hitting the surface of the toilet water.
Patient: doctor, it hurts to shit!
Doctor: Well, you prob have maizeshit... Eat less corn.
by Aphish December 17, 2009
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