Person: Magic eight ball, how long until I get to 3rd base with my girlfriend
Magic Eight Ball: Ask again later
Magic Eight Ball: Ask again later
by Atlec January 19, 2006
A special name for your crush, because it's not really a crush. You call your object of affection this when you're really not sure how your futures will connect. Will you love eternally or will this just be "a crush" ? Only the Magic Eight ball can tell, but all it's saying right now is "Sorry, ask again later".
Jared is like a magic eight ball, I just can't read him.
Am I indecisive for having a Magic Eight Ball?
Am I indecisive for having a Magic Eight Ball?
by ChasingFire July 3, 2019
Any text message consisting of less than four words which is usually sent from a distracted or disinterested party. Opposite of "Bible Text"
"Hey man what's going on with that girl you met last weekend?"
"Not much, just a bunch of Magic Eight Ball Texts"
"Not much, just a bunch of Magic Eight Ball Texts"
by Patrick Wilde July 31, 2009