The art of needing to have a wank and take a long shit with limited time. Similar to a blumpkin but unassisted.
Hi Tony, what are you up to?
Hi Brad, I'm sorry mate I don't have time to talk. I had a massive night, I am as horny as all fuck, I need to take a massive shit and I start work in twenty minutes. I'm off for a quick mackjob. Catch you later.
That Tony is always one step ahead.
Hi Brad, I'm sorry mate I don't have time to talk. I had a massive night, I am as horny as all fuck, I need to take a massive shit and I start work in twenty minutes. I'm off for a quick mackjob. Catch you later.
That Tony is always one step ahead.
by majorlowbreed July 10, 2016