An island east of NYC. When you hear Long Island, most people think about Nassau and Suffolk counties. Geographically, Long Island consists of 4 counties, Nassau, Suffolk, Kings and Queens.
Some people thing Long Island is ghetto, everyone is rich, but that's not true. It's an average suburban area, but, Long Island is special, besides some train stations smelling like piss. On Long Island (more specifically in Suffolk County) it takes about an hour to get to the city. (Manhattan for people who don't know what I mean by 'city'). Long Island has the best bagels, and amazing pizza.
Some people thing Long Island is ghetto, everyone is rich, but that's not true. It's an average suburban area, but, Long Island is special, besides some train stations smelling like piss. On Long Island (more specifically in Suffolk County) it takes about an hour to get to the city. (Manhattan for people who don't know what I mean by 'city'). Long Island has the best bagels, and amazing pizza.
"You can turn on red asshole! It's Long Island"
by Akbfbwidnq d February 14, 2017
Someone who is literally of every race imaginable. White, Black, Hispanic, Asian, Middle Eastern. It originates from the cocktail of the same name.
Unfortunately it can be used as a derogatory term and some people might not take it well.
Unfortunately it can be used as a derogatory term and some people might not take it well.
Wow he sure does look nice. I wonder what he is?
He could be half white half black I don’t know.
He has evey feature of every race it’s hard to tell.
He’s probably a Long Island most likely.
He looks like a great friend!
He could be half white half black I don’t know.
He has evey feature of every race it’s hard to tell.
He’s probably a Long Island most likely.
He looks like a great friend!
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
There are too many delicious options on this breakfast menu. I think I’m going to pull the long Islander and order two meals.
by Balboa89 January 31, 2018
People who often attend upstate schools yet brag about how great long island is and how much it sucks at the school/city they are attending. Daddy buys them everything and anything.
Signs of someone from LI:
Girls wear head bands, cut off sweat pants, uggs or flip flops, sweatshirts, and rarely shower. UNLESS they are going out... then it can be 10 degrees and they have barely any clothes on.
Guys = assholes.
Most likely in a fraternity or sorority.
Girls wear head bands, cut off sweat pants, uggs or flip flops, sweatshirts, and rarely shower. UNLESS they are going out... then it can be 10 degrees and they have barely any clothes on.
Guys = assholes.
Most likely in a fraternity or sorority.
by UB student April 5, 2005
Long Island has no cultural institutions, heritage or history. It does have malls, its own language and lots of statutory rape.
This is the land of Joey Battafuccos and Amy Fishers. Most people from outside the Island, think "there must be something wrong with the water on Long Island". This is a common phrase used in NYC, Westchester and Fairfield.
Most of the people on LI have never left LI which gives the place a very haunted and inbred feel. Those who are ambitious will go to college instead of working at their uncle's detailing shop but will go to Hofstra or LIU so they don't have to leave.
Many LIers hope to one day work at Cablevision (which is run by a junkie who screwed up the NY Knicks and his daddy's company) or the LIRR where it was found that 90% of retiree's were also claiming 100% disability with their pensions.
Most girls in LI gain sexual experience early at the hands of adult males, many of them married. This is one of the reasons why LI girls usually look washed out by the time they are 18. Drugs are a contributing factor. Many people believe that if you give a LI girl some cocaine you are guaranteed anal sex. Much of this sex occurs at one of LI's many motels which charge by the hour and are hotbeds of adultery and body lice.
Boys on LI look forward to the day when they men and can begin feeding cocaine to LI girls in return for anal sex at motels. Since they have to wait, they will usually spend their teens doing drugs and drinking in parking lots.
This is the land of Joey Battafuccos and Amy Fishers. Most people from outside the Island, think "there must be something wrong with the water on Long Island". This is a common phrase used in NYC, Westchester and Fairfield.
Most of the people on LI have never left LI which gives the place a very haunted and inbred feel. Those who are ambitious will go to college instead of working at their uncle's detailing shop but will go to Hofstra or LIU so they don't have to leave.
Many LIers hope to one day work at Cablevision (which is run by a junkie who screwed up the NY Knicks and his daddy's company) or the LIRR where it was found that 90% of retiree's were also claiming 100% disability with their pensions.
Most girls in LI gain sexual experience early at the hands of adult males, many of them married. This is one of the reasons why LI girls usually look washed out by the time they are 18. Drugs are a contributing factor. Many people believe that if you give a LI girl some cocaine you are guaranteed anal sex. Much of this sex occurs at one of LI's many motels which charge by the hour and are hotbeds of adultery and body lice.
Boys on LI look forward to the day when they men and can begin feeding cocaine to LI girls in return for anal sex at motels. Since they have to wait, they will usually spend their teens doing drugs and drinking in parking lots.
by willyblues April 1, 2011
A wealthy island off of Manhattan in the state of the New York. Traditionally, it consists of solely the affluent counties of Suffolk and Nassau. Geographically, it also contains the New York City boroughs of Queens and Brooklyn, although no one considers people from the boroughs to be "Long Islanders". Known for its abundance of Italian-Americans and Irish-Americans, in addition to extremely high cost of living and nice beaches, which also function as a summer destination for people from New York City.
You know you're in Long Island when the high school students are driving better cars than the teachers.
by leroy318 May 4, 2017
okay, i live on Long Island, on the LI/Queens Border in Floral Park. We are not "gansta" at all. Long Island is a very rich area filled with JAPs and prissy white girls. To us, "upstate" is anything that isnt one of the Five Bouroughs.
by Kristan March 23, 2005