My roommate says she can't vacuum, take out trash or get a job for medical reasons, some bullshit about allergies... but you never see her sneezing, coughing, wheezing or itching, and strangely this lollergy doesn't prevent her from whoring around the gym every night.
An expression, most commonly used by someone named Ja'Crispy, often used in serious situations to provide comic relief or just to indicate that something is funny. Can be used interchangeably with the more traditional "lol".
The literal meaning is unclear but it is thought to have something to do with a person who pantses another person, that is pulls down their pants. The lollery indicates that the pantsing takes place while the pantser is laughing.
Willy: "Aw, man I keep running out of brainfüd!"
Noah: "Lollery pantser!"
Bruce Willis: We need to blow up that rock! If we don't, we'll all die.
Co-Pilot: Oh no!
Bruce Willis: I was thinking something more along the lines of lollergeddon.
Loitering around, usually late at night, doing nothing productive but looking at funny things on the internet and giggling with friends over inside jokes. Usually involves a lot of webcomic-browsing, lolcat-perusing, and overuse of YouTube.
Maybe if you weren't so busy lollergagging for hours on end, you would've gotten your homework done on time!