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kick ass place in long island.
common population here is pretty cool, alot of middle class, som rich assholes but most are nice.
the schools are pretty ghey til your above seventh grade
too much monitoring in the schools though, basically like jail.
Were good at most sports but we also suck ass at some.
Good thing bout the school is they have sum hot ass girls.. ironically most are from bayville but sum hot ones from LV.
Yea thats basically it lol.
Locust Valley: A place where you can get suspended for two months for punching someone. But once your free you can just grind with hot ass girls at the school dance.
by The Owner of LOL September 29, 2007
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
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