Used mostly by hockey players, Word used to describe hair.
Ek: Whats with the hat? The Flyers are dog shit bud.
Boomer: I know, I know but the Loaf's lookin pretty dry today boys.
by AD#9 December 17, 2018
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A silly person who is often really happy all the time for no apparent reason. They are also weird and do weird stuff.
TheBaz: She is such a loaf, everything she does is pretty loafy
Dasmien: Did you hear she soiled herself on stage?
TheBaz: Yeah that's pretty loafy. There's some pictures of her looking loafy, too
by CeleryMan June 30, 2012
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When a cat sits on any surface with its legs tucked under itself. This gives the cat the appearance of having no limbs, and thus, looks like a loaf.
Steven: "My cat looked like a loaf of bread when it was loafing on my chair yesterday."
Liz: "My cat does that too!"
by The Tsar July 15, 2011
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Steve Harvey is so wicked funny that it is not rare for my Aunt Vera to LOAF while watching Family Feud.
by HOTPOKT April 16, 2018
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Ghetto way of saying "failing/failure" or "being lazy" for no specific reason
Person 1-HEY. WHERE WERE YOU ALL DAY? STOP LOAFIN'.
Person 2-Sorry, I was sitting at home all day.
by Dark3n_angel October 19, 2009
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Large Overly-Aggressive Female.

Women who tend to be on the hefty side who intimidate those around them. Usually when they are a tad intoxicated and trying to make sexual advances. Can also be used in the context of scary, large women seen in everyday life.
Dude, do you see that girl over there? What a loaf!

I was just cornered by a loaf. I think I'm traumatized.
by thisisadumbpseudonym December 14, 2012
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