liquor face

The contorted and often stupid look on your face after taking a shot of liquor or drinking a stiff cocktail. Attempts to conceal your liquor face from others usually have mostly only partial effectiveness unless you've become a professional lush, which can take many years of rigorous training. Similar to the O-Face but less rewarding.

I'm ashamed of my liquor face but I need to get drunk, so...

liquor face by MrSnooze May 28, 2010

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Shot of Liquor Face

a girl so ugly, your face reacts like when you take a shot of liquor.

Man, what'd I call that ugly bitch who worked here before? Oh yeah, Shot of Liquor Face! She's so ugly, your face cringes!

Shot of Liquor Face by mauwau February 25, 2009

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Liquor Faced

the act of getting straight up loser pissed.

I got so liquor faced this morning and am unable to help you move your couch

Liquor Faced by K-bathsalts June 18, 2013

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liquorface

another word for being drunk, getting wasted, going to the bars - any activity that involves getting shit faced

Liquorface time!!

Let's go get liquorfaced!

Dude, I got so liquorfaced last night that I can't remember anything!

She's such a liquorface

liquorface by motitty March 25, 2009

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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