lilly pad 

a proper lilly pad is a chunk of fecal matter floating on a paper towel in the toilet. the creator of the lilly pad must first lay down a paper towel, then proceed to shit on it. if the shit comes out too fast, the shitter risks sinking the lilly pad so proper care is required.

I went into my ex-girlfriends hair salon and let massive lilly pad floating in her toilet.

lilly pad by Adam "spankum" April 21, 2008

lilly pad 

when you strech your sack over another mans head then hop over him like a frog. if done right it can be quite satisfying.

This is not gay... lilly pad

lilly pad by jrscott2949 February 1, 2009

lilly pad 

a floating globule of shit in the toilet bowl that has a faint form, semblance. as diarrhea.

after a long night of eating all manner of finger food, and drinking jello shooters, dan could'nt believe his eyes when he looked into the toilet bowl to see one of the most digusting lilly pads he had ever floated.

lilly pad by freedav05 January 9, 2007

lily-pad lover 

A person, most oftentimes female, who keeps a lover or steady until they find a new lover or steady that they feel, in some way, shape, form, or fashion, is an improvement from the older lover or steady.

John is gonna have to wake up and get a clue. I done told him about Betsy being a lily-pad lover. Now he's done got his heart broke cause she culled him yesterday. Shit, I saw that bitch with Doug at the sock-hop last week.

lily-pad lover by Nikki Stixx December 10, 2018

Lilly padding

When you clog a nice clean toilet with clean toilet paper and then proceed to take a shit on top of the clean toilet paper so it looks like a brown toad sitting on a lillypad

The janitor is gonna be so pissed when he sees I Lilly padded him...I'm the best at Lilly padding

Lilly padding by Bigfree100887 December 3, 2015

lilly-padding 

(v) street slanging for licking a toad to get high. This process was made popular by the show family guy and is also known as frenching the prince and doing kermit.

Guy 1: this party sucks
Guy 2: Yeah let's leave and do some lilly-padding at my place

lilly-padding by BOSOX2007 August 17, 2009

lily pad 

The act of making an Island of Toilet Paper in a person's toilet then taking a crap on top of it. This leaves the your heep of crap to smolder above the water and really stink up the bathroom.

" I went to Griffin's house and Pulled a Lily pad."

lily pad by "HardBody" April 27, 2003