Light-bender

A light-bender is a girl so fat that her gravitational pull could actually bend light.

"Man, I'm so fucking horny I could fuck a hole into a slab of granite."

"Well, if worse comes to worst there's a drunken light-bender over there. Look, you can read the sign that's behind her!"

"I guess that'll have to work."

by April 24, 2010

Light Bender

The slang term for an optician

Here we are with a whole room full of light benders at Vision Expo

by Random Aussie May 03, 2025