lift bro 

A type of person, usually male, who is more concerned about their image than a 13 year old girl and gives up their life to weight lifting, dieting and exercising excessively, much more than is necessary to be a healthy person. Despite this, they largely ignore cardio exercise, and as a result can only run a single 10 minute mile before collapsing.

Bro 1:
"Bro what you doing today bro?"

Bro 2
"Bro Imma go lift for 5 hous bro, imma get those gains with my swaggity proteincarbextraleancreatinetonecomplexformulababybottle."

Regular guy:
"Wow, they are such lift bros."

lift bro by Waboba Pro December 17, 2014

Do you even lift bro? 

Male greeting. Used most often among a group in a chat room. Depending on the answer, the person will be judged to be "in" or "out". This is normally followed by an extended boasting session. However, the boasting is reversed and as a person is accepted into the group, a tall tale is told about them.

Cyborg walks into a room and says "Hey everyone"
Nova responds with "Hey Bro"
Cyborg say "Do you even lift bro?"
Adabear says "I lifted your mom last night, does that count?"
**Now accepted as part of the group**
Cyborg says "Adabear is so big he once lifted the ocean, just cause he dropped his sunglasses while Jetskiing!"

After appropriate laughter, this continues as a greting

Do you even lift bro? by Adabear September 2, 2013

That bro doesn't even lift 

An expression to be used when someone's idea is nonsensical or incredulous. Another way of saying a theory "doesn't hold water".

Person 1: "I think that communism is a viable system of government."
Person 2: "No way. That bro doesn't even lift."

That bro doesn't even lift by CabronDeOz November 3, 2014

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004