"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic"
*waits 2 days*
"OHHhhhhh i get it, thats kinda funny...
Yeah can i get a copy of Juggs?"
*waits 2 days*
"OHHhhhhh i get it, thats kinda funny...
Yeah can i get a copy of Juggs?"
by slippin182 March 22, 2007
From an episode of Family Guy where Peter tries to "educate" himself on proper edicate and ends up picking up a New Yorker. Being Peter, he turns to the comic section of the New Yorker and find "I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic." And waits a few days trying to understand the meaning of it.
>"I would like a copy of the New Yorker Please"
>>"Okay"
>"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic? What?"
>"Ohhh I get it, can I get a jugs?"
>> "Sure thing"
>>"Okay"
>"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic? What?"
>"Ohhh I get it, can I get a jugs?"
>> "Sure thing"
by MwC June 7, 2004
by Jankyb April 18, 2019
An inflammation of the laziness caused by pressing biological needs that have been ignored for far too long. This condition affects people of all ages who have been sitting around gaming or watching TV for 8 or more hours. Onset can be sudden with little or no warning. Symptoms include soreness, hunger (but reluctance to prepare food), B.O. and extreme frustration. A lethargitis sufferer may often need only to "walk it off," but in some cases may pose a danger to themself or others. At worst, their psyche may be shattered by the sudden, jarring return to real life.
Mom: It was so strange! One minute my little 30-year-old Danny was just playing his Xbox, the next he had his head smashed through the drywall, screaming for Hot Pockets.
Doctor: Mmhmm, and how long was he on the couch with his gaming doodad?
Mom: Oh, since he woke up this morning at eleven, I suppose.
Doctor: Sounds like a textbook case of lethargitis. Use the frozen food as bait to get him outside, then lock the doors and he should be back to normal in an hour.
Doctor: Mmhmm, and how long was he on the couch with his gaming doodad?
Mom: Oh, since he woke up this morning at eleven, I suppose.
Doctor: Sounds like a textbook case of lethargitis. Use the frozen food as bait to get him outside, then lock the doors and he should be back to normal in an hour.
by LeetvanCleef June 14, 2010