Leonardos tend to chew on their socks and have uncomfortable hairy kneecaps. They tend to enjoy a good brawl with their schmumpkins but always loose thanks to their weak limbs. They are usually Italian and distinguishable by smell, thanks to the pheromones they release. Due to their nature, and wank odour, this often makes them overtly homosexual beings, they love to cook omelettes while their husbands hug them from behind. A very rare breed, often found underneath school desks scavenging for used gum and using it to mass produce biofuel for the Dinghies they sail to school. Usually funny bloke but will make for terrible housemates thanks to their habitual vice of eating dry wall, which unsurprisingly will give the ick to female guests. Never turn a blind eye against one.
Did you Leonardo at the party the other day. What a strange sapling he is
by Guild o’ Crumsford November 22, 2021
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Apparently an ordinary boy but when you have the opportunity to get to know him better, you discover that he has the ability to surprise you, when you think you know everything about him, gets out with his trump card, he is intelligent even if sometimes a little distracted but you will never get bored with him. If such a person happens to you, rest assured that he will love you in a genuine way and will always try to give his best. He's kind, nice and sweet, he's an ideal lover and friend. He usually has beautiful curly and brown hair and juicy lips.
Did you met leonardo yet?
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Leonardo is a very nice and sociable person, he loves football and his girlfriend often gets into trouble with friends. Leonardo or even Leo, is very smart and strong just like a lion. His only flaw with him is that he doesn't do well in school.
Leonardo is a winner and a cool boy
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Leonardo is a handsome, nice and sociable boy, he loves football and his girlfriend. He often gets into trouble with his friends. Leonardo or even Leo, he is smart and strong just like a lion, his only flaw is that he does not do well in school
Leonardo is a winner and a cool boy
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Leonardo has a huge dick and is rich
Leonardo is rich and has a huge dick
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Person 1: “Meet my new friend Leonardo”
Person 2: “Leonardo’s are such assholes tho
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Really really like smoking some mariiiiis when he's bored or having fun or tired or active, basically all day long. He also like drinking some good old gin all day cuz he is still 15, when he becomes 16 he will get drunker than a german married with a beer bottle. He is german so he is basically drunk 99% of the time and high 88% of the time, he is smoking cigs 69% of the time.
Omg Leonardo how can you be high, drunk and smoking cigs at the same time??
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