Used in place of the word "legit." Lejizz is attributed to situations, people, and items that one may find very legit or cool. Often mistakenly interpreted as French for "the jizz."
pretends to be gangster with some skank ho's known as robyn stacey and sharpy, she wears purple like a small mexican child and rapes eggs with her hulk juice and then creams on jordan a bum baby, using the fulcan punch (fisting)
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'