Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.
You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.
When a man you may or may not have had a relationship with does his very best to mark you as his own with obvious gestures so another man knows you are "taken". Derived from the action of dogs pissing on hydrants, trees, appendages etc. to mark their territory and to signal to other dogs that "this territory is taken".
"Damn, Carrie, that Last Resort left a big ole' hickey on my neck and now I can't try to bang that hottie I was talking to last week!"
"Girl, that fucktard's always trying to piss on your leg! You must like it, you keep going back!"
"Why does your husband always put his arm around you when another guy says something meaningless to you? Does he always piss on your leg like that?"
if you are being constantly bitched at you have to "piss down your leg" so you don't make any nose when you pee because you might get bitched at for that too.
My girlfriend is alwaysbitching at me, I pretty much have to piss down my leg so that doesn't make her mad too.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.