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How stupid people spell lasagne.
Stupid guy: 'Hey, Mario! Whip me up some of that bellissimo lazania, amigo!'
Mario: '... do you mean "lasagne"?'
Lazania by Lunettarose April 7, 2010
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lazania harze

Something that big badass people use to get relief
And it’s completely against using drugs
Hey do you want some cocaine?
-lazania harze
lazania harze by Afuckwrhangingaround September 20, 2019
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Lizania...
Were do i even start?
I've had some experiences with a Lizania and i have to say is an unforgettable journey.
There actually isn't any word that exists to describe Lizania, she Is a person that cares she would be the person to text you goodnight, She would be that person to text you good morning, And the first person to give you a hug in the mornings when she would see you. She has many stories to tell funny ones the would make you laugh so hard and some that would just be interesting so you just listen and try to not miss a word she says.
You can tell her your deepest darkest secrets and you wont regret a thing.
Her singing voice is truly amazing but she tries to hide it but she cant she just has it in her.
you will share good moments and good laughs with her and you wont EVER be able to forget it.
Funny.
Smart.
Beautiful.
Cool.
Caring.
And a QUEEN!

♥:)
Lizania is a friend you wont forget.
Lizania by ♡Bita♡ :) April 17, 2019
is a queen, very persistent at what they do, loves everyone. May be scared before you get to know them once you form a real relationship with them that bond can never be broken. Is real in everything that they say. Humorous and loves to help one out. Athletic and strong, will most likely be the next superstar in sports. Guaranteed to win an Espy's award. Is fun to be around. Never lets ones words stop them from pursuing their dreams.
i hung out with Lazaria today because i needed someone to talk to.
lazaria by lasagna_134 March 14, 2017
Very smart and beautiful also smart and intelligent and fun to be around with and she will be your ride or die and also she would be funny and incredible
Lizania is the best
lizania by Amdan101 March 29, 2017
A bad ass thick bitch that always gets the guy,never looks ugly always always on point and always knows just what to say to make others feel safe and happy.
Wow I want a girl just like latania
latania by Unknown01,l January 19, 2019
Craziest most sexiest girl you'll ever meet. Shes pretty and very thick. But dosent believe she is any of those.
She is also smart but dosent like to show it. Shes also probably depressed and is a carrier of anxiety.
Guy 1: Damn lasania be banging
Guy 2: yeah but she dosent believe it.
Lasania by Laz is savage April 17, 2020
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