lawnfuckery 

Lawnfuckery is the act of excessive yard work, usually the variety of yard work that is loud and disruptive to the outdoor activities of neighbors within earshot. Lawnfuckery is typically perpetrated by elderly, unattractive, mean women who look like elderly, unattractive mean men. This includes, but is not limited to: leaf blowing for more than 2 hours straight, mowing the lawn more than 2 times per week (usually while other neighbors are having a cookout), weed whacking the lawn for 2+ hours straight, crawling on ones hands and knees plucking the possibilities of saplings from the earth and collecting any maple tree seeds (aka: helicopters) that have landed in the grass, gathering fallen twigs, branches and leaves from ones yard that have come from a neighbors tree and then tossing them back over said neighbors privacy fence, regardless of children possibly playing in that yard, and any other obsessive compulsive activities regarding yard work.

It is such a beautiful day, I'd love to open the windows and enjoy it, but the old bitches next door are once again engaging in lawnfuckery.

lawnfuckery by LadyRafferty March 3, 2015

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016