lardus 

a big boi who is amazing in every single way, a truly amazing friend. he will help you out in tough situations and makes sure that you are okay. he will make you piss your pants laughing.

Cameron: hey lardus whats up?
lardus: hey-y
Cameron: AHHHHHHHHAHAASBSBBASBDHBSDBASHDBWUDROIFGHJBDVKJABRDOGIUABSFAKJERBGASVDAREBGBJKSAGKGLBFSDAJKF

lardus by not_mello May 24, 2020

Lardsacks 

A slang term for an obeese woman's breats. They tend to be deformed, covered in stretchmarks, and bulging out of a shirt that is too tight. People with lardsacks tend to think they are very attractive and try too pull off a get-up that is not even appropriate for those of supermodel status.

Origin: A nasty girl who OVER exposes her breasts to attract attention to them and divert everybody's eyes from her poor excuse for a body.

You: Jesus! Look at her, she should not be wearing that. Nobody wants to see that.

Friend: Ew. Those lardsacks need to be covered up.

You: Yeah! She even wore shorts too!

Friend: Lord have mercy on us

(Then somebody usually proceeds to gag)

Lardsacks by Gravois May 29, 2009

Lardass Tiddlywink

Lardass Tiddlywink is a big tub of goo located in the windy city, Chicago. Oddly enough Chicago only becomes windy after Lardass (pronounced LarDOSS) consumes a couple of bacon, Lexapro, peanut butter, and cheese whiz sandwiches. Lardass currently resides with mother, 13 cats, an “Iron Man” action figure, and an imaginary friend “Peter”. Commonly mistaken for a homosexual, Lardass is actually an a-sexual hermaphrodite who is about as anatomically correct as a “Ken Doll“. Lardass is a connoisseur of rare comic books however, none of which retain any value as “Mint Condition” oddly enough excludes bacon grease and semen.

Lady “Hey Lardass Tiddlywink, I will give you a bacon grease hand job for 20 bucks.” Lardass, “Not now mom, I’m off to Comi-Con, unless you can front me 20 bucks.”

Lardass Tiddlywink by Egoiste April 30, 2010

Larusso 

A person who claims to be a black belt in karate, but who actually only studied for a couple of months or not at all.

ETYMOLOGY - This word comes from the name of a fictional character named Daniel Larusso, who was the protagonist in "The Karate Kid"; a mediocre but hugely successful American film released in the early 80's which starred Pat Morita and Ralph Macchio.

After he got his ass kicked by that green belt, I figured he had to be a Larusso.

Larusso by Tim L. May 8, 2003

lardassing it 

A pejorative expression used to describe taking one’s own sweet time, moving at a snail’s pace, really dragging one’s feet.

We stayed right up until the amusement park closed and then we were seriously lardassing it all the way to the exit.

lardassing it by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2021

lardass 

A lardass is a person with a few gallons of blubber on their stomach, chest, back, hips, face, chins, and most notably, their caboose. Among the folds of their vast girth, one may find cheeto dust, french fries, potato chips, the TV remote, a dollar twenty-five, and a thick coating of some smelly white goo. The common lardass is found in Mom's basement. They do not move unless food is involved, thus they never take a shower, thus they stink.

- Yo, Jerry is such a lardass. He hasn't moved from his lazyboy in a month.
- Whoa, you mean there is a whole chair under all those fat rolls? Damn.

lardass by Noobly20932 September 13, 2018

0 Lardass 0 

One of the most revolutionary pkers on the RPG Runescape. Thought by some to be the savior of all 20 defense pures, she has been known to take down many level 120+ in various combat minigames, whilst only possessing 72 combat. Her scandalous name and vast contact list of famous players has gained her many followers throughout the Runescape and pure community. She belongs to the clan "The Golden Gods", and was a close friend of acclaimed pure In Vas Por, ex leader of Absolution current member of Corrupt Pures. Considered a valuable potential prospect of many clans, she allegedly receives offers consisting of Runescape gold, items, and accounts to take up arms for clans such as Devastation and Eruption of Pures (EOP). She is undoubtedly one of the greatest pures of our generation.

Holy shit, 0 Lardass 0 just downed a guy with a Godsword!

0 Lardass 0 by Wolf_Rider May 11, 2008