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officer lardly 

1)term for a fat ma witha hooked nose. Generally looks down on people.
2) A fat idiot who polices others and cant fit in if he tries.
officer Lardly cant landa date if he tried.
officer lardly by Matt December 16, 2004
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Lardy-Tardy 

When someone is a combination of fat/lazy and habitually late/incompetent.
Donna was 15 minutes late for work this morning and completely forgot to provide a quote for a big customer. . . she's such a lardy-tardy.

Lardy Scene 

A fat or slightly overweight "scene kid"
"eh lads, look at that lardy scene, haha"...
*shouts*
"LARDY SCENE"
Lardy Scene by Wilsdon April 12, 2009

lardling 

A morbidly obese child.
The lardling draped herself over the subway seat like a voluminous curtain.
lardling by Bobenstein August 28, 2005

lardy bones 

a person who is so fat that, even their bones are made of lard. People with this condition usually eat a lot of beans.
That boy over there has lardy bones, i can tell because he is really fat.
lardy bones by laughing_bun May 30, 2006

lardydar 

Lardydar is used to emphazise the poshness of a person or object. Also a well known site
i do not like those people, they are too lardydar for me
lardydar by Peter grahams July 17, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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