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Linyos Torovoltos 

A soviet computer hacker who invented Lunix before the Russians lost the cold war. It is based on a program Microsoft wrote for the US government.

He also wrote many other programs, such as telnet, which is used to connect to other people's computer without a telephone, and mp3 which is capable of stealing music out of people's stereos.
Clearly Linyos Torovoltos is not to be trusted.
Linyos Torovoltos by MiffTheFox February 21, 2009
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Daewoo Lanos 

A pretty cheap compact car made by the now defunct Daewoo. Apparently some survived to this day to be seen in a movie, God knows why.

If you get rear ended, it sure won't blow up like a Pinto with it's fabled external combustion engine (from uncyclopedia) but there's a good chance that you'll probably get some decent damage.
"You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker!"
Daewoo Lanos by curdahee October 9, 2008

Logan Lanyon 

the chillest mf ever

can be found hanging out in random local parking lots

urban legend at the Kings Academy known as Bowl, everybody knows of him but few people know him fr
Damn bro Logan Lanyon is here, I thought he was an urban legend
Logan Lanyon by swordofdick May 10, 2023

la langosta blanca  

Spanish for white lobster.

Columbian drug smugglers often dump their illicit cocaine cargo when confronted by law enforcement. Lobster fishermen in Nicaragua's Mosquito coast often end up recovering the cocaine, calling it white lobster.

La langosta blanca gets me through the nignt.
la langosta blanca by James_Hunt February 13, 2008

Lantosism 

A "Lantosism" is defined as any statement made by THE Josh Lantos that is considered socially unacceptable/confusing by the general public and especially by the three constituents known as Greek, Tut, and D-Trotts. The examples they give are "ARE YOU GONNA FINISH THAT" and "WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TO THE PANTS PARTY."
The United States Runs on Lantosism
Lantosism by Chief Feta Cheese November 22, 2011

Daewoo lanos 

A car people tend to underestimate, an actually reliable car that can be pretty fucking powerful given the correct circumstances that could be on par with a viper
You just got killed by a Daewoo lanos motherfucker!
Daewoo lanos by A.Titan March 12, 2011