land hoe 

A mix brew that contains half landshark and half hoegaarden.

I'd suck a dick for a land hoe right now!

land hoe by Wasted7466425 February 24, 2014

Land Hoe 

A female that looks good from a far but not up close.

I saw this girl on the other side of the street. She was a 10/10. But she got closer and was a 6/10. She was a massive land hoe.

Land Hoe by Mynameissev October 26, 2018

Land hoe 

When land is spotted so you can get your garden hoe and go plant your crops

Land hoe get the seeds you sons of b******!

Land hoe by Mongrol1 May 31, 2023

Land a'hoe 

The common phrase stated after someone does an Accidental Pirate

"A guy did an Accidental Pirate on me last night lol" "You said Land a'hoe right?!"

Land a'hoe by Jokktapus January 24, 2014

the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand 

A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"

Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"

the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020

Landhoe

Secret name for the best person ever. landhoe is an amazing friend and songwriter. Landhoe will always be at the top and can jam to 90’s and early 00’s bops. He may have liked cats bottoms but that’s in the past and we’ve moved past it. Science teachers love him. He’s had his ups and his downs with his brows but they now look poppin. He tried having a rap career as “lil clementine” but now he’s in a band that has gone platinum twice with their hit song, “fire escape”. If you ever have a landhoe in your life, keep him cause he’s a blessing in a bottle.

Angus: “omg, is that landhoe over there?”
Lil superstar: “yeah, let’s go ask for his autograph.”

Landhoe by Lilloopy August 5, 2019

Landhoe

Landhoe ! A person who hangs out at the waters edge waiting for another person they don't know to make landfall. such as a Captain, a Sailor, a pirate, a surfer , snokler, scuba diver.

The landhoes were hanging out at the dock today!

Landhoe by Blondie Gretchen September 12, 2023