land hoe
land hoe by Wasted7466425 February 24, 2014
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Land Hoe
I saw this girl on the other side of the street. She was a 10/10. But she got closer and was a 6/10. She was a massive land hoe.
Land Hoe by Mynameissev October 26, 2018
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Land a'hoe by Jokktapus January 24, 2014
the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand
A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"
Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"
the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020
Landhoe
Secret name for the best person ever. landhoe is an amazing friend and songwriter. Landhoe will always be at the top and can jam to 90’s and early 00’s bops. He may have liked cats bottoms but that’s in the past and we’ve moved past it. Science teachers love him. He’s had his ups and his downs with his brows but they now look poppin. He tried having a rap career as “lil clementine” but now he’s in a band that has gone platinum twice with their hit song, “fire escape”. If you ever have a landhoe in your life, keep him cause he’s a blessing in a bottle.
Landhoe
Landhoe ! A person who hangs out at the waters edge waiting for another person they don't know to make landfall. such as a Captain, a Sailor, a pirate, a surfer , snokler, scuba diver.
Landhoe by Blondie Gretchen September 12, 2023
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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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