lagoon creature

Noun - 1. A sexual partner who's horrendous physical attributes are masked by heavy drinking until the morning after. Synonymous with bucket of yuck.

2. A creature who lives in a lagoon, i.e. an Ibis.

1. Oh god, I boinked a fuckin lagoon creature from the bar last night, time to get my shit checked.

2. Look at that Ibis... it's in a lagoon.

lagoon creature by Stephen Covell March 9, 2006

lagoon creature

Someone who appears in the morning and you have no recollection how she got there or what the fuck she is doing.

Dude the lagoon creature was back again last night.
Jesus Christ the fucking lagoon creature is here...fuck

lagoon creature by Nig Rig December 12, 2009

creature from the snack lagoon 

Truly unattractive overweight person.

Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?

creature from the snack lagoon by Verbal Platinum Princess December 25, 2010