A kick ass sport that is quickly growing mainly on the East Coast of the US of A. As yet, it is little recognized because though it has been around for over 500 years, making the oldest team sport in North America, it is just gaining popularity. TV stations are more and more televising games as it catches on.
In fact I went to the beach this past summer with a friend. After getting pounded by huge waves we played some lax then went in and watched a lacrosse tournament which Virginia won easily (no surprise there). This was the routine for about a week. Can you say "bliss?"
Oh, and some skater fags (i mean no offence to people who skate, there are skaters, who are pretty cool, and there are skater fags, who are well, fags) anyway, they tried to insult the sport saying it was a woman's sport (and they do play but differantly than men). I merely held out the stick to him and said "take the stick and try to get to my friend over there, i'll play D, no stick." he tried, gotta give him props for that but i just decked his ass right away. Ah, good times.
Just goes to prove sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut.
In fact I went to the beach this past summer with a friend. After getting pounded by huge waves we played some lax then went in and watched a lacrosse tournament which Virginia won easily (no surprise there). This was the routine for about a week. Can you say "bliss?"
Oh, and some skater fags (i mean no offence to people who skate, there are skaters, who are pretty cool, and there are skater fags, who are well, fags) anyway, they tried to insult the sport saying it was a woman's sport (and they do play but differantly than men). I merely held out the stick to him and said "take the stick and try to get to my friend over there, i'll play D, no stick." he tried, gotta give him props for that but i just decked his ass right away. Ah, good times.
Just goes to prove sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut.
um didn't i give an example above?
skater fag: "lacrosse is a womans sport"
laxer: *decks skater fag*
skater fag: "lacrosse is a womans sport"
laxer: *decks skater fag*
by split360 November 26, 2006
A mid-size sedan built by Buick. It's called the Allure in Canada, because "Lacrosse" is supposedly slang for masturbation in French Canada (i.e. Quebec).
by shenehneh August 26, 2005
(From the UK) Contrary to what I have seen morons write about lacrosse, I would state that, as some have said, it is an amazing sport in the same league of, say, rugby or football (personal opinion of course), lacrosse is played worlwide and is gathering momentum in Europe. The UK is a leading country in this field within Europe where lacrosse is played by men and women, the men's game here is - as I seem to understand it - the same as in the continent of North America.
Also, contrary to what a number misinformed individuals stated, women's lacrosse is not exclusively played by lesbians and does not discredit the sport at all. I presume these people have never been here or, a statement which is obviously true, have no idea what they are writing about.
Due to the differences in the involvement and development of the sport in the two above-mentioned continents, there are large skill differences in smaller levels, although this will hopefully be combated by the spread of this godly game throughout England, Scotland and Wales - all of which have large lacrosse organisations, although I doubt this would be registered by the ignorant many that scour this website, who are far too immersed in their own stupidity to realise the flaws in their primitive logic.
Also, contrary to what a number misinformed individuals stated, women's lacrosse is not exclusively played by lesbians and does not discredit the sport at all. I presume these people have never been here or, a statement which is obviously true, have no idea what they are writing about.
Due to the differences in the involvement and development of the sport in the two above-mentioned continents, there are large skill differences in smaller levels, although this will hopefully be combated by the spread of this godly game throughout England, Scotland and Wales - all of which have large lacrosse organisations, although I doubt this would be registered by the ignorant many that scour this website, who are far too immersed in their own stupidity to realise the flaws in their primitive logic.
by who knows but I March 30, 2006
the best kik ass game bc it gets down n drttyy but the best part is u get to run around in skimpy little skirts n tite tank tops cradling a stik n balls..there is so better sport then lacrosse evryone whose neone should play lacrossee..if u dont like lacrosse go suk some ugly guys puny little dikk
by tiffanyy January 21, 2005
a total badass sport. no other sport compares! the stick skills and tough goals... u can’t beat that. nobody can push over a lax player because guess what? LAX GODS RULE 🥍
dude 1: did you see that person?
dude 2: yea he/she’s a laxer!
dude 1: aw that’s so cool I love lacrosse players
dude 2: yea he/she’s a laxer!
dude 1: aw that’s so cool I love lacrosse players
by edawgg27 May 21, 2019
by ganggangyeeyee May 19, 2019
a bitch sport played by rich white pussies on the east coast. played with a fuckin net and invented by inbred indian fucks. for kids who dont have enough skills to play baseball. if ur a retard and think that lax is better than baseball turn on ur tv. see wat is on.... yea baseball motherfucker
laxer:lets go watch some lacrosse....o wait we cant because it not on tv.
laxer: y not?
laxer: o right because no one wants to FUCKING WATCH IT
laxer: y not?
laxer: o right because no one wants to FUCKING WATCH IT
by fucklax July 6, 2006