l.u.r.d

Longrange Urinary Release Device - First, cut out of stiff cardboard. Glue the lid together. Mount the four razor guards (explanation below) on the base. Get a strong plastic bag (preferably a garbage bag cut down to size) and fill with urine. If available, feel free to add some vomit. Tie the neck of the bag securely! You will now need an old coat hanger, some strong pliers, epoxy glue, and four single-edged razor blades. The blades should be the kind with a metal cap bent over one edge, so they can safely be held. Snip off a few lengths of the coat hanger and use them to brace the razor blades in the corner of the box lid in the positions shown - sharp edges facing down into the lid. The idea is that the blades will slit the bag of urine when the box is opened. Push the bits if coat hanger through the cardboard sides of the lid, cut them off flush, and glue them (apply the glue from the inside only).
Next, put the bag of urine into the lid. Do this by slipping little pieces of strong paper in-between. Leave enough of the pieces of paper sticking out so that you can subsequently extract them. Now slide the sides of the base down into the lid, so they slide between the bag of urine and the sides of the lid. Make sure the razor guards end up between the urine bag and the blades. As soon as the lid slides up, the blades move up beyond the razor guards and cut into the bag. Gaps between the sides of the base provide ample room for the urine to run out.

Man, that L.U.R.D. sure stank.

by FO Poot October 26, 2020

R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.

Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B

by xCascade October 21, 2010

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

L.M.R.Y.D.U.Y.C.I.M

Let me ride your dick until you cum inside me.

Ashley:Hey Chance L.M.R.Y.D.U.Y.C.I.M Chance: What? Ashley:Let me ride your dick until you cum inside me.

by Jacobdayfuckme November 11, 2022

L.m.r.y.d.u.y.c.o.m.f

I don't really know what it means but my friend thinks it means "Let me ride your dick until you cum on my face"

Girl: "Hey L.M.R.Y.D.U.Y.C.O.M.F"
Guy: " wtf..."

by pleaseineedsomelove July 11, 2020

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V

What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V

"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."

"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"

by HaltMan May 22, 2025

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch

Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020