kwerk

a long-standing object, thought or occurrence which is newly introduced to the person in a series of numerous repeated coincidences during a short time period.

Let's say you've never heard or seen the word "ubiquitous" before in your life and have no idea what it means. Well, one day you read the word in a book and are dumbfounded that such a word exists. You then seek out it's definition and figure out it is rarely used in common language since you would have been familiar with it and since you dicovered it in an old forgotten book. You then turn on the telivision the same day and see a talk show host use it casually in his monologue. You find this amusing and are somewhat shaken by the coincidence. Yet, it doesn't end here. You decide to invite your friend over later that evening and he uses the word in his conversation with you. Confused and now a little freaked out, you ask where he heard such a word and why he is using it now. This word you thought was non-existant a moment ago, is now everywhere in the course of a single day. This, ladies and gentleman, is an instance where you are experiencing a kwerk.

by Dr. Michel N. Fontaine July 7, 2007

Kweku

Kweku : a amazing person to be around , cares a lot and is patient , a very good boyfriend to have , an amazing kisser and good with his hands

I want a nigga like Kweku

by Angyyyyy October 22, 2019

captain kerk

To lean in and "whisper" a comment about someone else loud enough so that the unintended person can hear it. Most commonly occurs after consuming large amounts of Captain Morgan.

I'm totally going to do Danielle tonight. Oh hi, Danielle!

Crap, I totally just pulled a captain kerk...

by el capitano! October 10, 2010

dirty kierkegaard

when a dude shits in a girls snatch and then turns all melancholy about how absurdly incomprehensible the existence of God is...

I had to laugh after my dirty kierkegaard, though it was bittersweet.

by Dr. Simulacra October 14, 2013

Kerkenides

Greek name for someone that is good looking, funny and very attractive to the opposite sex. They have a powerful "Alpha" personality and tend to be leaders. Gods in the bedroom and anywhere else for that matter. Charm is their strength, and they use it to get what they want, but no one minds because everyone likes them anyway. They are always looked up to by someone, even if the don't deserve it.

His name is Kerkenides, therefore you will bow down to his prowess.

by Kerk Diggler January 15, 2011

Kerker Syndrome

Contagious disease in which the carrier, typically a white female, is only attracted to African males.

You heard what happened to Stacy?

Yeah, she caught a bad case of Kerker Syndrome. She broke up with Kyle and started dating Jaquarius.

I always knew she was a night rider.

by foreskin12345 May 13, 2019

Kierkegaard

The great Danish philosopher Kierkegaard who wrote about the individual and his or her place in the universe.

You know the philosopher Kierkegaard?
Yeah, dude was fucking deep!

by Terry Richards 2008 May 10, 2008