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Killer Penis Length, an acronym use to describe an impressive/desirable size of male genitalia
"Sasha, I heard you had to go through the men's locker room."
"Yeah but at least I got a nice glimpse of Samson with his towel down. Girl, let me tell you. He's got serious KPL."
KPL by Corodo August 12, 2018
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kpl girls are so hot
kpl by punani March 15, 2005
Supporters club for Glasgow Rangers fans.
The KPL massive invite all Rangers fans to the anual meeting on 'date'.
KPL by Grahame Roberts May 9, 2003

Deu Kplopp 

When you're too drunk to text, but you text anyways!
Andy: "Yesssssssd!!!! Got kicked putt!"
Matt: "You got kicked out of the bar?! Why?!"
Andy: "Deu Kplopp"
Deu Kplopp by matt.su October 22, 2011
"OK? Please? Thanks!"

Used in internet IRC rooms where requests are made & favours are asked of other people in the room. Conversational cadence.
j0nny_haX0r: yah, need gta vice city cd crack kplzthx
l337_m0nkey: check email plz
kplzthx by gaekwad June 24, 2003
1. slang form of 'okay please'. used to make fun of ppl who type lyke dis.
I was just joking, kplz
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