knob eye

The art of poking an erect penis into someones eye for a laugh and then shouting about it.

While enjoying a bit of foreplay, he thought it would be funny to knob eye his girlfriend.

by weaseltowers December 27, 2007

knob eyes

A phrase usually used in the North of England to describe a man who is not particularly intelligent, who may frequently use retarded comments, and who may be considered arrogant and cocky by those in close proximity.

Does not require the recipient to actually have knobs for eyes, but can be used in the same sense as the term "knobhead", or "dickhead".

Can also be used as a term of affection between close friends.

Example 1:
Dave: "I think that drunk bitch is hot".
Kim: "Dave, stop being such a knob eyes".

Example 2:
"What are you looking at knob eyes?"

Example 3:
"Come on knob eyes, lets play pool".

by jonesybob November 1, 2009

the teary eyed knob wash

its when you take a real classy girl to a love movie ie the notebook, and while she crying at the saddest part in the movie, you get her to jerk you off, using her tears as lubricant.

i took that classy skank to see the notebook, and she gave me the teary eyed knob wash

by shallowthoughtsby AB March 3, 2009

KnobEye

An insulting term, mainly used by the Duffy of Uttoxeter, Staffs to express anger or distress.

See also CockEye

Fucking Hell, what you drank all the jack daniels for? you fucking knobeye!

That Sarah Mellor is a fucking knob eye, i really do wanna stab her.

Alex Reid is such a knob eye.

by Duffy69 June 3, 2007

Knobeyes

its what you call somebody with a knob for eyes, or looks at knobs a lot (knob meaning willy, not door handle)
or if someone is generally acting a twat

lizzie- what does high voltage taste like?

fenn- Shut up knobeyes

lizzie- what does knobeyes mean?

fenn- check urban dictionary now you assqueef...

by wetouchpenguins October 23, 2011