It's a phone; normally used as a plastic explosive in the middle east but now used to neutralise Spongebob Squarepants. It can be bought from any nearby Happy Shopper, and is available for the price of £7,000,000.

Person 1 : Oh dude, I should really pick up a Kingphone!

Person 2 : No you really shou- OH FUCK IT EXPLOD-ED

Person 1 : BURGERZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Kingphone by 14caratfacialexpression July 13, 2011

KingPhoenix12 gaming

A YouTube sensation

Wills favorite channel

Wow pewdiepie is a kingPhoenix12 gaming

KingPhoenix12 gaming by PatMishere December 11, 2020

KingPoke

a Minecraft account that used to belong to a boy who loved Pokémon, but after a few years was given to his younger sister. The sister who owns it currently loves Bedwars and other minecraft YouTubers such as Dream and Hannahxxrose.

Hey, what’s your sister’s Minecraft username?
It’s KingPoke.
Why King?
It used to belong to her brother

KingPoke by KingPoke December 29, 2020

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026