It's a phone; normally used as a plastic explosive in the middle east but now used to neutralise Spongebob Squarepants. It can be bought from any nearby Happy Shopper, and is available for the price of £7,000,000.
Person 1 : Oh dude, I should really pick up a Kingphone!
Person 2 : No you really shou- OH FUCK IT EXPLOD-ED
a Minecraft account that used to belong to a boy who loved Pokémon, but after a few years was given to his younger sister. The sister who owns it currently loves Bedwars and other minecraft YouTubers such as Dream and Hannahxxrose.
Hey, what’s your sister’s Minecraft username?
It’s KingPoke.
Why King?
It used to belong to her brother