king of derp 

an award given to the person best at derping in every way. derp faces, derp songs, derping pictures, just a plain old derptastic person. similar to homecoming king, king of derp receives a staff with a derp face carved on the end, and a crown that says DERP. the award came about in spring of 2011 and is currently held by a high school sophmore in the Pacific Palisades area of Los Angeles, CA, named Michael. nominees will be picked in january, and voting in the palisades will take place on April 29th, 2012, against any nominees, and michael for re-election.

"Hey have you heard of that michael guy?"
"Oh yeah the current king of derp!"
"yeah thats him"
"what a derptastic person

king of derp by theanswerman147 October 18, 2011

King of Derp 

KV-2

From hell does Stalin guide its shells once the King of Derp orders and enemy to shut up and die. It doesn't matter if the King is rolling or patiently aiming; Stalin's will is the only thing the KV-2 needs to TEAR NAZI TANKS APART.

King of Derp by SomeStupidGuyBehindAComputer December 22, 2018

King of Derp 

Also known as the "Death Fridge," the KV-2. Approach at your own risk.

The king of derp, the one and only KV-2.

King of Derp by The Daleks November 1, 2021