Purified dirty hippy piss, widely believed to have some sort of redeeming health value. Truth is, it’s full of vape vape juice and Faygo from an ICP concert.
Jim drank some Keto Lemonade for energy , but ended up running straight to Fish concert to hook up with a 300 pound hefer.
by Batrhatr April 5, 2018
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also known as pretentious keto or gated community keto - the belief that only organic, grass fed, non-artificial sweeteners etc. can be eaten on the Keto diet. Like country clubs, there is a economic barrier to entry for most and once you're in, you realize the people are snobs, you should have saved your money, and you miss your poor friends.
You: I'm on the keto diet! Only organic and clean foods for me!
Me: Dude! You're doing country club keto. Save your money and have a bunless Quarter Pounder with Cheese!
by Jed Edwards August 26, 2018
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i actually don't know what shark tank keto diet pills are, i just saw a pop up ad with them and thought i should add it
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A group of deities aligned to help souls of the mortal plane through first world problems.
I pray to the keto gods the line at chipotle goes smoothly
by cooperhydroblaster November 2, 2023
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When your girlfriend is on keto and skeets on the couch durning a movie.
Damn mandy thats some straight keto skeet you just dropped.
by The big bad carpet muncher February 18, 2020
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It’s a Dirty Sanchez but performed on a vegan
Last night he gave me a Dirty Keto, did I mention I am a vegan?
by Sludvigs July 30, 2022
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