A formal greeting gesture where one of the greeter's hand is covered or soiled with food or other grimy substances before shaking hands. Greeter with soiled hand must proclaim, "Let me give you a Kentucky Handshake," and then extend hand forward against the opposing greeter's will.
Cheeto-fingers, chocolate chip crumble-hands, or original recipe fried chicken fingerprints.
"Aw man, Marc was chowing down on that bag of chips and gave my new girlfriend a total Kentucky Handshake."
"Aw man, Marc was chowing down on that bag of chips and gave my new girlfriend a total Kentucky Handshake."
by Benmily June 11, 2013
by Malkontent42 September 18, 2010
by Mywifegotcapwned December 10, 2019
A handjob. Anytime someone pleasures another person using only their hands. "The ol' ball n' chain was too tired for sex, but she gave me a quick
Kentucky handshake!"
Kentucky handshake!"
by Shitbiscuit March 28, 2014