alek keegan's fistpump 

Is surprisingly not about something that someone gets excited about, but is actually a rare sex position that involves A LOT OF LUBE. SERIOUSLY I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH NEED MORE LUBE. usually by anal or vaginal. User usually grabs interior organs during. remember, lube.

"Becky, I heard you scream last night. What happened??"
"My boyfriend pulled an alek keegan's fistpump and i had to go to the hospital."
"Girl you are so lucky, i've been asking my boyfriend to do that for weeks. He doesn't have enough money for that much lube. I heard you need a lot of it!!! LIKE A LOT!!"

alek keegan's fistpump by KevinMikeAlekElijahBrenna May 16, 2017

Kieran's ass 

The nonexistent body part of Purple Hyacinth assassin Kieran White.

Kieran's ass is concave.

Kieran's ass is a void. He has no cheeks.

Kieran's ass by NotAllo August 23, 2021

Keegan's Hole

An Irish boy for which a pub is named after. It's not his butt, I promise

We done dropped a pretzel in the wee man's hole!

Keegan's Hole by LayDownDarlingSoICanMeasureYou May 10, 2004

Keegan's Hole

something we are eventually making into a hat and real pub...

lets all head to Keegan's Hole!!

Keegan's Hole by ScrewedUpInternationalFreak May 18, 2004

Keegan's Hole

A place where we all hang out and also see above definition too. It's a stairwell, not a butt.

Let's go to Keegan's Hole!

Keegan's Hole by IsolatedCatholicSchoolgirls May 17, 2004

Kieran’s fat

Kieran is literally just fat

“Bro have you seen Kieran’s fat?”
“By God thats a lot”

Kieran’s fat by YBPYT August 13, 2019

Kieran’s ass 

A place where dreams go to die and it is very smooth and wet. It smells like shit covered coke that has a hint of Poo. I wish I had his ass.

Kieran’s ass smells
Kieran’s ass is being wiped
Kieran’s ass is happy.

Kieran’s ass by Con.asshat September 4, 2020