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A girl of german origins.

secretly perverted, but sweet. likes to sleep in boys apartments. is an amazing cuddler. has toured the world for years picking up ancient asian cuddle secrets.

Keddies always give the best fucks you can find.

you can usually find a keddie in apartments but are rare since they don't leave much.

if you do find a keddie. capture it, if you cant capture it take a picture or throw your pokeball.

when captured take it to your apartment. It will stay
That girl never leaves that studs apartment, she is such a keddie!!!
keddie by buhtail April 21, 2017
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Kedding is used to denote thrush banding across the inlaid creases on certain bifurcated chorns. Certain forms of kedding are less useful than others. Can also be used to describe the irregular rim of a scrimming basin.
John: Hello Peter, how are you getting on with those bifurcated chorns you got last Easter?
Peter: Grand. The kedding on them couldn't be finer.
kedding by Cod Michael May 19, 2020
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script kiddie 

n. (Hacker Lingo) One who relies on premade exploit programs and files ("scripts") to conduct his hacking, and refuses to bother to learn how they work. The script kiddie flies in the face of all that the hacker subculture stands for - the pursuit of knowledge, respect for skills, and motivation to self-teach are just three of the hacker ideals that the script kiddie ignores. While anyone can be a script kiddie, generally they are teenagers who want the power of the hacker without the discipline or training involved. Obviously anyone who follows this route aspires to be a blackhat, but most refuse to even dignify them with this term; "blackhat" generally implies having skills of your own.
Other common terms for the ubiquitous script kiddie are lamer, llama, jackass, pre-pubescent ten-year-old, and of course the most unique, asshat.
script kiddie by progamer124 February 5, 2004
Word of the Day on October 22, 2024

Flip Kiddie 

Anyone who downloads a database off GitHub to their Flipper Zero to do their exploits, not caring to understand how it really works. Can also be called a script kiddie.
Man 1: Did you just see that guy turn on a TV, unlock a Honda, and change a gas station sign with that little toy?

Man 2: He just a flip kiddie man, let's go dunk his head in the toilet and give him a swirly.
Flip Kiddie by Smith039 April 24, 2023

That's the kiddie 

An expression to let someone know that they have finally understood or identified an object or concept.
Is this the phillips screwdriver you wanted.

Yes, that's the kiddie.
That's the kiddie by Ralph King February 4, 2010

Kiddie Factory 

A School for children, like a Primary or Secondary school.
Mary sends her five kids to the local kiddie factory.
Kiddie Factory by Brian Jones September 1, 2005

script kiddies

Term used to describe wannabe hackers who use other people's programs and methods to cause annoyance on the internet. They are scorned by real hackers, as their actions often give the hacker commmunity a bad name while serving no real purpose. Typical actions of a script kiddy (or script kiddie, it can be spelt either way) include defacing web sites, hacking forum accounts, and so on.
"A couple of script kiddies were messing around with the forums last night."
"Don't worry, most script kiddies grow out of it when they hit puberty."
script kiddies by Anonymous August 20, 2003
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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Me: Poggers!
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