Whenever you and a friend are together and your luck gets better and their's gets worse. they are your Karma-bitch
Dan and I went drinking last night. I got laid and Dan caught his second DUI. Dan is my karma-bitch.
by dans second friend December 11, 2010
Someone who has a cynical and contemptuous approach to life, believing that all suffering is attributed to one's karma and does not make an effort to help overcome it. They twist the concept of karma, using it as a foundation for bitchy comments.
Person A: Why am I always the sick one? Person B: Because that's your karma! Person A: You're such a basic karma bitch!
by Ramit August 26, 2016
by monkeyhblack June 30, 2011