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An amazing friend who will amaze you in every way ;) she will steal your heart before you even blink! Don't break her heart or you will REGRET IT! And if you want to catch her attention... Go for chocolate!

Kalua is an adorable little heart breaker!

Kalua by Savagebitch32 May 21, 2018

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Kalua Munging

1) Where you use the Kalua style way of cooking.
2) You kill and bury a fresh female corpse.
3) After a week of cooking you dig up your victim.
4) Proceed to fuck your fresh and warm Kalua Bitch.
5) After cumming inside of your Kalua Corpse you now have the optionof Munging the corpse.
6) After munging your victim you eat and enjoy the delicious dinner of a Kalua Bitch!!

Richie: So me and the wife went to Hawaii for vacation!
Joe: Really did you enjoy some of the fabulous Kalua Munging dinners they make!
Richie: Yeah, we had a Kalua Bitch, it was amazing!
Joe: Awesome!!!!!!

Kalua Munging by Sid87Smith October 1, 2011

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