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Kale Chips

A person who's sense of humor is dank memes, bad puns, and takes a liking to gay couples and thinks they're adorable. Usually a chatterbox but can be really quiet and shy. Person's silliness is tremendous and makes everyone laugh. Is amazingly pretty and thinks no one likes her. Has friends that no one likes but she thinks are amazing, and help her through everything. Is depressed, mild-severe general anxiety. Wants to be emo when in reality everyone thinks she already is. Real name is usually Kaylee, Kayleigh, Kale, Kaeli, etc.
"Hey, Kale Chips! Do you want to sit with us at lunch today?"
by EmoKaleChips March 14, 2017
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Kalech1ps

Horny for incelbur

Call him any name and jest will get an emotional attachment to the name

Has a piss kink
DAMN IT KALECH1PS STOP KISSING THE SIMPBUR CUTOUT
by Bee.h1v3 September 3, 2021
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