justifuck 

1. v. To use logic to make a point in such a great extent that the point you are trying make becomes your bitch.
2. v. To attempt to use logic, although faulty, to make a point your bitch

I was explaining my reasoning so much that i feel like i justifucked it.

justifuck by Walrusboy71 April 2, 2009

Justificationology 

A justificationology is used when somebody wants you to believe they are apologizing, however, its apparent that they're really using the apology as a front for more of a justification of whatever they've done. It is not a true heartfelt apology.

Jack: I apologize but I really just feel like this is why I...
Jill: Uh, is this a justificationology or are you really sorry?
Jack: I'm just saying that I did that because I...
Jill: Justificationology. DYSAB.

Justificationology by WordMasterPhlex March 9, 2017

justification 

The act of trying to find plausible answers for your not always too bright actions, motives, speeches, or any other physical/mental commited by anything.

"Jeffery, any justification as to why you crapped inside the flowerpot?"

"Oh, I heard that the price of fertilizer was going up, so I thought hell, why not"

"Jeffery, go to your room"

"But your my school janitor"

"And don't assume I won't beat your ass now GO TO YOUR ROOM!"

justification by Tom. M January 12, 2006

www.justfuckinggoogleit.com 

A website that is used by many to inform other parties of what they should do in the event they ask a stupid question.

The site has been online for many years, since the early 90's.

The site can be classified as a joke.

Excerpted from the website www.justfuckinggoogleit.com:

Someone thinks you are an idiot because you were too stupid to check Google before asking a question. They gave you a link to this site as a joke. The fact that you followed it pretty much proves the point.

www.justfuckinggoogleit.com by Louis van Zyl April 2, 2008

Justifuckation

The act of justifying why you fucked someone that you probably shouldn't have...

For justifuckation, I only slept with him because we had a game of put-put riding on it, and I lost.

Justifuckation by Jager-Bomber April 19, 2010

justifiction 

(just i FIC shun): a fictional justification for a project or purchase that is otherwise patently obvious and necessary, but that nevertheless requires that bureaucratic management procedures and forms be followed.

I had to fill out three forms and write a justifiction to order a replacement for the broken garbage can in the lunchroom.

justifiction by RobScott January 4, 2009

junkie justification 

Junkie justification is used by people addicied to drugs who try and justify that the drugs are good and ok in moderation

Dude what are u doing smoking the crack pipe?

Its ok dude its good to have in moderation. Boom junkie justification.

junkie justification by IdiotProofDude January 16, 2017