jumb 

A retard or otherwise generally or mentally incapable person. Likely to need a lot of help. Also scope (from the original spastic

That boy is too much of a jumb to eat his dinner

jumb by dild May 13, 2004

JUMBLE-GUT

When you need to pull off the hard shoulder to take a huge shit!

The poop is usually unstoppable at this point and necks it's way out the anus without hesitation.

"That awkward moment when you get jumble-gut whilst travelling"

Ben: "Pull over love I think I got Jumble-Gut, it won't stop"!!!

Mary: "Must be that Gammon, I told Henry it was under-cooked"

JUMBLE-GUT by CannabisKings January 17, 2020

Bumble Jumble 

A soccer(football(futbol)) tactic that involves dribbling with a ball into the opposing defender intentionally, hoping that the ball with ricochet off their legs, allowing the attacker to eventually regain possession, leaving the defender in the dust. Commonly known, and despised, for its effective use in the popular Fifa videogames. Can also be used as a verb.

He was playing with Inter Milan, and bumble jumbled his way to a cheap 4-3 victory.

He is an awful Fifa player, and only beat me because he scored on 4 bumble jumbles.

Bumble Jumble by yinwa August 17, 2010

Jumbaco 

That Jack In The Box commercial that gets stuck in your head. You gotta admit they thought that commercial out well. From the cheesey pop song ploy, condescending teacher figure towards Jack, and him having to break the news to his son. This commercial appeals to every audience. Smart writers o:

"Jumbaco, jumbaco, jumbaco!"

Jumbaco by relive2usfate February 14, 2012

Jumba 

The act of forcefully sticking an object such as a finger up ones anus, usually against the receivers will.

I am going to jumba you so hard
Tom just got jumba’d

Jumba by KeithIsMyIdol June 25, 2019

jumbo slice 

(verb) To take a slightly unattractive girl to a sleazy pizza place after drinking heavily, not order any pizza, but instead make out with the girl in the corner while shitty music plays and the counter-attendants look on unhappily. One who jumbo slices will not take the girl home after.

Mikey's hitting on every girl at the bar tonight. He must really be trying to jumbo slice!

jumbo slice by Nice Hat March 30, 2007

Jumbasaur

Part of the bovinian genus which lives in Baluchistan, Africa, this cow-like creature tends to live under magnolia trees and eats insects called jum jums.

I saw a jumbasaur eating jum jums under the northwestern magnolia tree orchard in Baluchistan

Jumbasaur by Kman77 August 18, 2008