by ☆MaJiK☆ May 7, 2008
1 & only - When you wake up in the morning with an erection, you sneak out of bed, walk over to the girl sleeping next to you and smack her forehead with your cock!
1. Dude, i woke up this morning and Juggernauted this chick.
2. Can you believe that asshole woke me up with his penis slaping on my forehead?
...yeah, its called a juggernaut.
2. Can you believe that asshole woke me up with his penis slaping on my forehead?
...yeah, its called a juggernaut.
by Bumbershoot April 14, 2010
A big, vein-covered, triumphant bastard.
by GWARADARA December 3, 2009
by jacklinks0982 September 14, 2009
The single greatest video dub of all time. Takes an x-men cartoon clip and follows the main character, the Juggernaut.
Yea it's the Juggernaut Bitch!
by Jeff Jeezy June 5, 2006
A video of the juggernaut kicking the x-men's asses. Dubbed into hilarity using slang and alot of use of the word BITCH.
juggernaut: you cant harm me are you a fucking ASS?!
juggernaut: im the juggernaut BITCH!
Charles: hey hey! ya im talkin to you, yo momma dresses you ass funny
juggernaut: shut the fuck up charles, BEAT jo ass! ARRHH!*throws bed*
juggernaut: I will beat the SHIT out yo ass charles, I will beat the shit out yo ass WITH charles as a matter of fact, I dun give a fuck, IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
juggernaut: im the juggernaut BITCH!
Charles: hey hey! ya im talkin to you, yo momma dresses you ass funny
juggernaut: shut the fuck up charles, BEAT jo ass! ARRHH!*throws bed*
juggernaut: I will beat the SHIT out yo ass charles, I will beat the shit out yo ass WITH charles as a matter of fact, I dun give a fuck, IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by lollskates May 2, 2006
A massive punch, intended for TKO's. The punch is accomplished by running at full speed towards the opponent, the person performing the punch then cocks their arm back as they get closer to their opponent. Upon coming in range of the opponent, the person performing the punch then focuses all their strength and energy into the punch and then releases it into the opponents skull. 100% of the time the opponent will fall to the ground and roll. It is also acceptable to use the juggernaut punch as a sucker punch from behind, as this is how it was first performed. If the juggernaut punch is performed, and the user exclaims "I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!" and/or achieves a TKO, it is considered epic.
"Dude! Yancy just juggernaut punched that kid in the back of the head and he rolled across the street!"
by Xero Anarian January 3, 2007