Jubei is a sweet, kind, and caring guy that you will not want to leave once you meet him. Always willing to help anyone around him, he will be amazing to be friends with and even better to date. Jubei's are really funny and always know the right thing to say to you when you are feeling down, able to cheer up anyone after a short conversation. Jubei's are also really pretty and can easily be stared at for hours.
Person 1: That guy is really kind and cute. What's his name?
Person 2: His name is Jubei, we should go talk to him!
American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv
A person monopolizing a bathroom, (especially, but not necessarily, at work) is said to be celebrating his or her Diamond Jubilee. In other words, the individual has been on the throne way too long.
"Ugh, what's with the longline? I need to use the bathroom!"
"Joe had Mexican for lunch. Now he's celebrating his Diamond Jubilee."
When you're eating so furiously and ferociously that food is kinda just going everywhere as you stuff your mouth full. Some may get on the ceiling, the floor, your shirt, or the walls.
"Man, I was jubbin so hard at that steakhouse last night I forgot to breathe."