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Guy who thinks hes awesome at Socom 2 sniping. Slight chance of being average.
jubei by HaTa June 16, 2004
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One of the best Socom II players to date
Dude, Jubei just got a 6 kill round vs. LiQ.
Jubei by sneve September 18, 2004
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Jubei is a sweet, kind, and caring guy that you will not want to leave once you meet him. Always willing to help anyone around him, he will be amazing to be friends with and even better to date. Jubei's are really funny and always know the right thing to say to you when you are feeling down, able to cheer up anyone after a short conversation. Jubei's are also really pretty and can easily be stared at for hours.
Person 1: That guy is really kind and cute. What's his name?
Person 2: His name is Jubei, we should go talk to him!
Jubei by jubei's cute boyfriend March 7, 2025

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights 

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

Diamond Jubilee 

A person monopolizing a bathroom, (especially, but not necessarily, at work) is said to be celebrating his or her Diamond Jubilee. In other words, the individual has been on the throne way too long.
"Ugh, what's with the long line? I need to use the bathroom!"
"Joe had Mexican for lunch. Now he's celebrating his Diamond Jubilee."

Juberplex 

A juberplex is a building that is so impressive, it beats any other building you have ever seen.
"Look, there is the Eiffel Tower!"
"Now that's a juberplex."
Juberplex by Solt3ro October 13, 2008
When you're eating so furiously and ferociously that food is kinda just going everywhere as you stuff your mouth full. Some may get on the ceiling, the floor, your shirt, or the walls.
"Man, I was jubbin so hard at that steakhouse last night I forgot to breathe."
Jubbin by Person_Without_aName December 13, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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