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An irrection, boner
"Oh man I got a jolley rancher."

"Oh god! Go walk that off!"
by Ime Daman August 5, 2008
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A man who can keep an erection for a long period of time. Named after the candy Jolly rancher which nevers goes soft even in left in the mouth for hours.
"Girls call me Jolly Rancher, cause I stay so hard. You can suck me for long time, oh my God."-Laffy Taffy by D4L
by Adolphus91788 December 28, 2005
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metaphor used to describe a guy that stays hard forever during a BJ
"it can be sucked for a long time, melts in your mouth, not your hand, stays hard forever -- it's like a jolly rancher"
by Alexxxxxxxxxx October 26, 2005
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A fetish game to be played in the dark. A Green Apple Jolly Rancher is when a man eats out a girl with gonorrhea whilst sucking on any flavor jolly rancher, but it just happens that a gonorrhea nodule closely resembles a green apple jolly rancher. He will then proceed to lose the jolly rancher in her pussy and try to fish it out. Unfortunately for the guy, if he grabs the gonorrhea ball and sticks it into his mouth, the infected pus will explode and he will contract several diseases then promptly vomit.
Steve found out too late that Samantha cheated on him because he already ate her green apple jolly rancher.
by epicsexsauce November 4, 2019
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reffering to cough medicine in pill form - taken recreationally for the DXM causes you to "trip", also taken through normal cough syrup
i got them rainbow colors in my cup
jolly ranchers man this shit be good as fuck
thats the syrp mothafucker thats that syrp
-3 6 mafia
by bor December 16, 2004
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When a man puts super glue on his penis and slaps a black man in the ear lobe with it until they are legally siamese twins connected by "Penis to Earlobe Bond"

This move was performed in 1989 by a one armed hooker named Steve.
I gave Lindsay Lohan A jolly rancher in the late 90's when the bitch gave me the wrong drink at McDonalds.

Wow jimmy, Look at that dumb asshole with a Dick stuck to his earlobe.
by Lebron Fucking James October 22, 2011
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